What's the quickest way to get the boogers out my ? please it hurts BAD!!!!!?

My doctor says i am one of the 1st people with this rare disease ! help me!!!!! It is called "podexpellitum" for real! this is NOT a joke ! go to a href="http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/mucous.html" rel="nofollow"http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowled…/a for proof im not lying. it explains someone else with the disease. th only diffrence beetween mine and theirs is that mine is green. reply please thanks.